You put your stylus in, You put your stylus out,

You put your stylus in, And you punch Buchanan out.

You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around,

You put the Gore votes in, You put the Bush votes out,

You put the Gore votes in, And you do another count.

You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around,

You bring your lawyers in, You drag the whole thing out,

You bring your lawyers in, And you put it all in doubt.

You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around,

You let your doctors spin, You let the pundits spout,

You let your doctors spin, And your people whine and pout.

You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around,

You do the Palm Beach Pokey, You do the Palm Beach Pokey,