Dr. Suess Goes to Flori-Duh...
Can we count them with our nose? Can we count
them with our toes?
Should we count them with a band? Should we
count them all by hand?
If I do not like the count, I will simply throw
them out!
I will not let this vote count stand I do not
like them, AL GORE I am!
Can we change these numbers here? Can we change
them, calm my fears?
What do you mean, Dubya
has won? This is not fair, this is not fun.
Lets count them upside down this
time. Lets count until the state is
mine!
I will not let this VOTE count stand! I do not
like it, AL GORE I am!
I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit! You have not
heard the last of it!
I'll count
the ballots one by one And hold each one up to the sun!
I'll count, recount,
and count some more! You'll grow to hate this little chore...
But I will not, cannot let this vote count
stand! I do not like it, Al Gore I
am!
I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here! I've
glued my desk chair to my rear!
Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too, all
telling me that I should sue!
We find
the Electoral College vile! RECOUNT the votes until I smile!
We do not want this vote to stand! We do not
like it, AL GORE I am!
How shall we count this ballot box? Let's count
it standing in our socks!
Shall we count this one in a tree? And who
shall count it, you or me?
We cannot,
cannot count enough! We must not stop, we must be tough!
I do not want this vote to stand! I do not like
it AL GORE I am!
I've counted till my fingers bleed! And still
can't fulfill my counting need!
I'll count the tiles on
the floor! I'll count, and count, and count some
more!
And I will not say that I am
done! Until the counting says I've
won!
I will not let this vote count stand! I do not
like it, AL GORE I am!
What's that? What? What are you trying to say?
You think the current count
should stay?
You do not like my counting scheme? It makes
you tense, gives you
bad dreams?
Foolish people, you're wrong
you'll see! You're
only care should be for me!
I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND! I DO NOT
LIKE IT. AND
AL GORE I AM!
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